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“Should I hate you because you're arrogant instead?”

Read More Sunday, August 17, 2008
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New Resolution #35: Buy a GPS unit. Stop driving each other crazy.

Read More Sunday, August 03, 2008
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New Resolution #34: Lifeguards should be driven to pay attention at all times while on duty. And tell your friends to take a swim.

Read More Sunday, July 06, 2008
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New Resolution #33: [sigh] Can I get $78 on Pump 3? Yes, I have a rewards card.

Read More Saturday, June 07, 2008
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New Resolution #32: “4 8 2… Uh … Man, I'm sorry. I don't ever call myself…”

Read More Monday, May 12, 2008
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New Resolution #31: Stop sniffing Super Glue, dummies!

Read More Sunday, April 27, 2008
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New Resolution #30: Self-destruction: we're headed for self-destruction! Self-destruction!

Read More Sunday, April 13, 2008
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New Resolution #28: Stop, look and listen; then do something about what you've heard!

Read More Sunday, March 30, 2008
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New Resolution #27: Accept the fact, life keeps rolling - literally.

Read More Sunday, March 16, 2008
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New Resolution #26: Talk the talk, walk the walk, and bring everybody with you.

Read More Sunday, February 17, 2008
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New Resolution #25: Be thankful you got something, smile and pretend to like it.

Read More Sunday, December 23, 2007
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New Resolution #24: Be nice, not naughty.

Read More Sunday, December 09, 2007
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New Resolution #23: … thank you for this food; Amen. Hey! That last turkey leg WAS MINE!

Read More Sunday, November 25, 2007
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New Resolution #22: Wait for it …Wait for it …

Read More Sunday, November 11, 2007
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New Resolution #21: Try raspberry Pixie Stix, and stay away from nose candy.

Read More Sunday, October 28, 2007
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New Resolution #19: Get to know your family, and learn some personal history.

Read More Sunday, October 14, 2007
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New Resolution #19: Don't try to be perfect. Don't frown on people who aren't.

Read More Sunday, September 30, 2007
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New Resolution #18: Remember to grab a snack when at Speedway. Don't forget they sell Tums too.

Read More Sunday, September 16, 2007
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New Resolution #17: Take your butt to bed at a decent hour!

Read More Sunday, September 02, 2007
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New Resolution #16: Take action on a ball court; eat something healthy afterwards!

Read More Sunday, August 19, 2007
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New Resolution #15: Call your friend with the nice car and suggest riding around.

Read More Thursday, August 02, 2007
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New Resolution #14: Take care of home first.

Read More Sunday, July 22, 2007
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New Resolution #13: Make children earn their independence.

Read More Sunday, July 08, 2007
The New Citizens Press writes letter to City Council Candidates requesting answers to pressing questions

I'm the owner of The New Citizens Press newspaper, it's a multicultural bi-weekly newspaper with a readership of 40,000 and subscriptions in 9 states.  We deliver in E. Lansing, Lansing, Holt and Okemos.  We also deliver to all Michigan Civil Rights buildings in the state and the City of Jackson.  Some of you I know and most of you I don't.

Read More Sunday, July 08, 2007
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New Resolution #12: You can't cut my hair.

Read More Sunday, June 24, 2007
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New Resolution #11: Teach kids to play card games like I Declare War; Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh are just bozos.

Read More Sunday, June 10, 2007
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New Resolution #10: Keep your personal reality private and watch some Pee-Wee's Playhouse!

Read More Sunday, May 27, 2007
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New Resolution #5: Don't put away your winter gear just yet.

Read More Sunday, May 27, 2007
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New Resolution #9: At 11, watch Sportscenter or The Fresh Prince instead.

Read More Sunday, May 13, 2007
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"New Resolution #8": Make sure your paycheck has sequels so you can afford to see all these movies!

Read More Sunday, April 29, 2007
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New Resolution #7: See New Resolution #5

Read More Sunday, April 15, 2007
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New Resolution #6: GIMMIE A BOX OF COOKIES … NOW!

Read More Sunday, April 01, 2007
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New Resolution #4: Less is more, get in and get out!

Read More Sunday, March 04, 2007

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